Heus ! Here I am again, Renxkyoko Iglesias !
I’m on the 7th post of my European trip. I’m now in the great city of Rome and The Vatican. But first, an introduction to The Vatican. Very few of us know that The Vatican is a country that issues its own passports, is also a city-state ( like Singapore) and is considered the smallest country in the world, with a population of 1,000 ( about 100 of whom are Swiss Guards ) that are mostly members of the Catholic clergy and a few non-clergy staff. It is a walled city within the city of Rome, with a zero birthrate ( not surprising, what with majority of the population practicing celibacy ), and area just 80 hectares. ( 198 acres)
My photos of Rome and The Vatican consist mostly of art objects and religious statues. The Vatican Museum is a treasure trove of ancient art, what we call the Antiquities. ( statues and paintings ). They are simply amazing . You know, when I saw Michaelangelo’s PIETA, my heart stopped for a second, literally. I mean, it just…….. ” took my breath away. ” Pardon me for being melodramatic but I really felt that way..
.There we are queieng to enter the Vatican Museum.
.There’s our Italian tour guide, the one who said I had a Roman nose. Ha ha ha ! Look, she’s speaking to a recorder. Everyone was given this thing that we hook ed around our ear so we could hear her even from a distance and most importantly, if we got lost. That came in handy because I actually got lost at Versailles in France.
.That’s the dome of St. Peter’s Basilica. That dome was designed by Michaelangelo. I’m wearing a long-sleeved shirt and pants. Anyone wearing a sleeveless shirt or a dress that shows the knees is banned from entering a Catholic Church in Italy …. oh, and in Spain too. No shorts. They have a very strict dress code.
.That golden globe looks so out of place. I have no idea why it’s there and what’s it for. I was so busy taking photos of the area, I didn’t listen to the guide’s lecture.
. It looks like something that has been left behind by aliens. Actually, the globe is called Sfera con Sfera. ( A Sphere within a sphere )
The Pope is the head of The Vatican and of more than 1 billion Catholics, myself included. Furthermore, he is considered the Vicar of Christ, the human messenger of God here on earth, and therefore , whatever comes out of his mouth cannot be disputed. In other words, he is infallible……. So, as a Catholic, do I believe in the Pope’s infallibility ? I’m not sure. Don’t get me wrong, though. I’m a practicing Catholic. I go to Mass every Sunday, without fail, listen to the priest’s sermon attentively, even go to church on holidays of obligation, but I think believing in the Pope’s infallibility is kind of a stretch. Okay, I digress.
.Mom should have let the lady behind pass before she took the picture. That’s a beautiful photo, don’t you think so ?
Do you know how it feels walking down this great hallway ? And that is just the hallway leading to the Museum proper. * speechless* * jaw drop * * totally overwhelmed *
I’m not an expert on male bodies but I think these Roman men really look buffed and fit. Well, a bit on the effeminate side, but spectacular, nonetheless. Oh, and the men must have spent a lot of time curling their hair.
.Do you notice the guys always have some cloth draped on their shoulder, but they’re naked down there ? * sweat* What’s up with that ? I’m not being perverted here , I just find fashion in their time awkward. O_Oa I mean, did they walk around town dressed like that ? ” Good morning, Octavius. * looks down * Oooops, you’re quite perky today, I see “ Oh, well, I guess it didn’t matter if everyone was dressed that way. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. To this day, there are, in fact, places where women are topless and men wear a loincloth that’s just enough to cover their privates.
From the hallway , then upstairs to the museum proper. Hey, that’s my Mom, the one wearing a hat. .
.Jaw- dropping art. For such a small country, The Vatican packs a punch. If you can visit just one country, go to The Vatican ( and of course Italy. The Roman ruins are just in the neighborhood. ) To us Roman Catholics, this is a religious pilgrimage.
Everything in the country is spectacularly rich. ( But I highly doubt Jesus would approve. Well, we all know what Jesus thought of the rich and powerful……… and the Romans, . Are you listening, Mitt Romney ? ) Anyways, the photo above is the courtyard inside the Vatican Museum.
.Perfect human specimen !
I guess the statues we see lining the hallway are the minions, and the guy above is a VIP, a member of the elite, with his own niche. As far as quality of the sculptures is concerned, I don’t see any difference. So, how come those guys at the hallway don’t have their own niches? Elitism rearing it’s ugly head again. …………..
Oh, wait! The guy above is Apollo . Okay, he is the sun god, god of beauty, also the god of music , intellectual pursuits, etc. and archery. That sculpture is supposed to show him shooting an arrow, but bow and arrow are gone. Oh, well, I guess it can’t be helped. He’s a god, after all and the son of Zeus, to boot. He deserves a niche.
The photo above is that of Venus Felix, and her son Cupid. What can I say ? Every female wants to be a Venus, the goddess of beauty, and Cupid, he;s my man of the moment …… shoot that arrow straight into my heart, Cupid !
.That one is that of Laocoon and His Sons. Laocoon is the Trojan who uttered the famous words, ” Beware of Greeks bearing gifts, ” referring to the wooden horse given as gift to the Trojans. I assume you know the story ILIAD ? Because of that, Poseidon took revenge and sent sea serpents to kill him and his 2 sons. The discovery of this sculpture is significant because for the first time , the faces of the sculpture show emotions. ( in this sculpture, it’s emotion of great pain ) Take note that most of the faces of the sculptures before this was discovered do not show any emotions. The Pope back then sent Michaelangelo himself to examine the sculpture, after which, it influenced his later works. Also, check out the other sculptures. You can see that the body parts ( limbs, etc ) are smooth . Laocoon’s shows rippling muscles that depict his struggles againts the serpents. There are lots of movements in this sculpture that are absent in others.
Another significant thing about Laocoon is that its discovery and acquisition by the Vatican started the creation of The Vatican Museum. From then on, The Vatican had acquired almost all of the art objects that could be found in Italy and from all over the world, more specifically from Greece. Most of the Greek objects were found in Italy though. Well, the Romans conquered most of Europe , and the Middle east. To the victors belong the spoils. ( although I didn’t see anything from Asia, but who knows? Maybe they have a Room of Requirement, a place where they stash all the stuff they have deemed not important enough to be displayed at the museum. Sorry, I made this up., he he he )
.That is Meleager, a figure in Greek mythology. He is a boar hunter. I don’t know his importance in Greek mytholgy , but he must be, because he has a niche in the Museum.
By the way, do you notice the leaf that covers the private part of some of the sculptures in the Museum ?……… A Pope back then thought it inappropriate to have nude sculptures at the Vatican so he had some of the private parts covered with a leaf. That’s unfortunate. That pesky leaf distracts me from fully appreciating the human body.
,Above is Apoxyomenos. He’s some guy that represents a Greek athlete. His stance is always as if he’s dusting dirt off his arms.
.A bas relief
.The Vatican Museum is not one big space that houses all these antiquities. It actually consists of numerous rooms , and each room has a theme, like the room House of Pompey that houses sculptures of Greek mythological gods. The one above contains mostly sculptures of animals.
.Check out the frescoes on the dome. Believe it or not, they are one dimensional paintings, totally flat, but they look 3 dimensional, don’t they? This kind of painting is repeated all throughout. And I’m not sure, but this room is the Room of Pompey or The Round Room, or Sala Rotonda ( sala means living room ) that houses sculptures of Greek gods. There’s a huge basin in the middle of the room and an ancient mosaic on the floor. It felt weird when I was there, because , I swear, this room looks exactly like the ones on one of my most favorite video games… God of War, 1,2,3 ! Standing there, I felt I was Kratos, and had a sudden urge to smash the sculptures to get a life force, or move the sculptures around to solve a puzzle. It’s not surprising though because this is the replica of the Greek Pantheon.
Guess who ! HERCULES ! I’m glad that he’s not depicted as one with huge muscles, which, to be honest, I find gross. His body is perfect. And that one is not made of marble. It’s bronze.
.That’s Queen Helena’s sarcophagus ( stone coffin ). St. Helena was the mother of Constantine. The one below is the sarcophagus of Constantina, the daughter of Constantine. Both are housed in the Greek-east Room, and in the middle is a 3rd century mosaic floor.
So far, I’ve only shown photos of The Vatican and none of Rome. Actually, what I’ve posted here are only 1/10 of all the photos I’ve taken of The Vatican. The Vatican has an immense collection of the Antiquities, one of the world’s greatest museums in the world. The building where this massive collections are housed can even stand alone as one huge art object, every square inch of it. I wish I could share all the photos I had managed to take despite the limited time we were allowed to see this magnificent place, although I’m aware not all share my enthusiasm and passion for the antiquities. I only hope you won;t be bored to tears, because I’m going to show more from hereon. Oh, I wanna use ” Doubling down “, famous 2 words in US politics nowadays. So, yeah, I’m doubling down.
.That is the Belvedere Torso, the only sculpture that had been signed by the sculptor himself. ” Appolonius, son of Nestor “. He was a Greek sculptor from Athens.
.As you can see, this fragment of a nude male is displayed prominently in the middle of the Room of the Muses. The Pope back then wanted Michaelangelo to add limbs to the torso, but M declined several times, and said the torso was perfect. M, in fact, loved it so much that it became his inspiration for his male figures when he painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. You know, when I saw those etched Greek letters, I was like, ” Oh, my , is that a signature? ” and took a picture of it . I was right. That was important.
.I imagine Kratos walking those stairs and smashing the urn. And about the stairs below…. We climbed up and down these stairs but I didn’t realize it was this beautiful seen from the top.
.By the way, before I forget, the tour of the Vatican Museum and Sistine Chapel was an Optional Tour and cost $ 65 each per person.
And I think I have to stop here. At this point, this post ‘s word count is now 2014 words, and contains 60 photos. I have to admit that;s too much for anyone to digest. So, I say, Valete, Pax, and see you soon !
I wish my brother was at home. He can write an essay in Latin.