SMILE!!!!

Renxkyoko Iglesias musing

.

It’s been awhile. Well, spring term is almost over, and tons of exams are coming up soon, so I’ve been really busy catching up.  But I’m taking a breather now, posting something for my Post-a-Week obligation.  Nothing much had happened since I last posted. Good thing I found a few gems from my email folder, thank goodness.  Well, jokes mostly…. religious jokes….. I just hope no one gets offended. I’m a practicing Roman Catholic myself ( go to Mass every Sunday without fail), but I’m not offended. (^_^) Gosh, it’s so hard to be politically correct nowadays, isn’t it?  I’ll post them, anyways. Please don’t hate me.

This is a Catholic driver speeding.  That’s a rosary. We have that hanging in our car too. And that’s Jesus clinging for dear life. (^_^)

 

 Teehee , that one is a Jewish Olympic swimmer.

 Noah’s Ark…….Saving a pair of woodpeckers from extinction is a bad idea.

Here is a nice, friendly conversation between a Roman Catholic Church and a Prebysterian Church  nearby.

Catholic Church sign says ”  All Dogs Go to heaven.”

It’s weird why the pic of Prebysterian ‘s response does not appear on final post.  Anyway, the response is:

ONLY HUMANS GO TO HEAVEN… READ THE BIBLE. !

It says, in case you can’t read it…. All Rocks go to heaven.”

I made my fellow Catholics have the last word. Ahahahaha!!!!!!

…………..

One suggestion from WordPress  as topic for the blog is “How close have you been to a celebrity?”

Well, these pics are as close as  I could get to a celebrity…… Jason Derulo……. he was all over me  while he was singing. Wooohooo. Geez, I just can’t resist posting these again. lol

Get a load of  that !  Sweet! 

23 responses to this post.

  1. Fun post! Great jokes. Glad you enjoyed your time in the spotlight.

    Reply

  2. How cute… I am glad that you are doing well

    Reply

  3. That is so cute ❤
    You lucky, one! 😀

    Reply

  4. Posted by DP on May 2, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    BAH! Derulo! 😛

    Reply

  5. Posted by dreamsending on May 3, 2011 at 7:40 am

    ah, sounds like your having fun girl! Can’t wait to read more again! Miss you, let your post a week run all the time now!

    So how is your story going?

    Reply

    • My story’s going somewhere, thank you very much. But I need tons of details. I don’t want to make a one-shot story. It should at least cover 4 volumes. Alex, I wish I could draw. I wish I could find someone who can draw nicely. I already have details swirling in my mind, panel by panel, in fact, but I need to research more. I don’t even know what couples talk about when they’re together. But I assure you, there are gonna be lots of heartbreaking moments….. maybe I’ll even throw in a few smut there, for some kicks, lol. As if…… hehe. * sweats*

      Reply

      • Posted by dreamsending on May 4, 2011 at 3:05 am

        Hey, if you need help let me know! And your art it great, I’ve seen it. Just because you don’t have a team behind you to back you up shouldn’t mean not to try! I can be your free time editor person thing! ahahaha

        Besides, my art work isn’t that great either, I have hits and OMG what the hell did I draw things. So give it a go, smut and all.

        Now for what couples talk about…hum, food, love, movies, parents, future, past, present, school, life, friends….yeah they talk about alot of things.

        Still good luck, let me read your demo ver. Later

        Reply

        • No, no no! I have no talent… I can’t draw emotions and expressions. I honestly can’t. Are u familiar with Nicky lee’s works ? I think she’s the author of THE ONE. I want my main character to be as stunningly beautiful as the main girl in The One… otherwise, I don’t think I can pull off this love revenge plot. And, one more thing, I need to finish this real quick… my initial “real time” anger towars the male species is slowly dissipating. One scene with one infatuated guy committing suicide is now relegated to getting hospitalized with pneumonia. How lame is that?

          Reply

          • Posted by dreamsending on May 6, 2011 at 4:58 pm

            ahahahaha, not lame at all. it just shows how much you are growing to be a writer. Just wait till you kill off a person you care for.

            Still, give it a shot, even if you don’t think its good, others will. Artist are always harder on their own work. lol

            Reply

            • It’s shoujo! My main girl is an 18 year old, and she’s a victim, so I’m not gonna off anybody. Having that in my girl’s consciense ( spelling?) will be quite troublesome. She’s a good girl, but with too much hatred in her heart. Hey, help me with this , okay. Will email you.

  6. Posted by whosjesus on May 5, 2011 at 3:51 am

    Those were hilarious. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Coffee almost came out of my nose at the Jesus flying off the cross.

    C

    Reply

  7. I’m not big on celebrities, but if someone famous picks me out of a crowd and sings to me, then maybe I could allow myself to gush for 15 minutes 😉

    Reply

  8. Posted by Akshay Kumar on May 15, 2011 at 7:43 am

    Great jokes… really funny, specially the flying jesus and Dogs and Heaven… 😛

    Reply

  9. hello, renx,

    this is amusing, as promised. love the pun about jesus clinging for dear life. but hey, he really looks like he’s hanging on for dear life. how crazy! ^^

    yes, jason was all over you, hihi… hindi halatang kinikilig ka, haha. ^^ btw, you look a bit like mahinhin. hey, that’s a compliment, ha. you know how much is made of of that trait over here, haha. you’re a mestisang pinay, eh? i like your pair of shoes, btw. stylish yet looks comfy… ^^

    ah, you’re the girl of the night. yeah! 🙂

    Reply

  10. That’s the funniest competing church-sign thingy-dingy I’ve ever seen

    Reply

  11. Posted by Moll on November 26, 2016 at 3:00 pm

    How/where did you get the crucifix with Jesus hanging on like that?can’t find online anywhere but you say you have one in your car?

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: