I have a new contributor/ toilet paper musing on my blog (e_e)

Yep. She’s here. Dreamsending. There’s more of  her on her blogsite, though, I don’t have the link at the moment. She’s a good writer. She even had a book published already.  (e_e)  And now, I feel so shallow, with me writing side by side with her. I mean, I just talked about toilet paper….. (^____^)\  I’m not a writer, so cut me some slack, okay ?

Uhm, come to think of it, toilet paper is important too. Right ? How can anyone live without it ? I think it’s allright to talk about it. Hey, let’s get real. Girls can be gross,too . I mean, the girl you’re deeply in love with, the one you’ve placed on a pedestal, the one you adore, well, newsflash, loverboy, she farts and poops too. And  9 out 10, I bet  it smells like the Hades.  (~o^)   Anyways, back to toilet paper…………….how do you put the toilet paper in the holder ? Over or under ? I put it under. It seems it’s easier to use it that way.  It’s funny, but people can actually tell  they’re in a Filipino household when they see that ubiquitous “tabo” hanging on the bathroom wall. Tabo is a water dipper, a scoop.  So , why is it there ? Uhm, hey, you really don’t think the smell ‘s gonna come off  with one wipe, do you ? Even if you use scads of it, the smell will still be there. Believe me, I know……..So, okay,  this is where the tabo comes in. After we do the business, we step into the tub, fill up the tabo with water, and using the sweetest smelling soap, we do the final wash -up.  \( ^_^)/………. oh, by the way, when you travel, bring some baby wipes . Baby wipes are damp and sweet- smelling. Use them for the final touch. If they’re good for the babies, they’re more than good enough for you.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are walking along the beach.  Then a seagull flies over  the three women and poops all over the blond. The brunette gets disgusted and tells them to wait up, she’s gonna go get some toilet paper. After she leaves, the blond laughs and tells the redhead, ” I’m the blond here and I’m supposed to be the dumb one, but look at her, by the time she gets back with the toilet paper, the seagull will be miles away, and there won’t be any use for the toilet paper.”…… and with this, I end my toilet paper musing.

So, as ever, I say, bye, adiue, adios, Tchau, sayonara, paalam, an neyung, zai jian…. be nice, be polite, be cool. Peace !

5 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by dreamsending on October 28, 2010 at 6:04 pm

    Uh…the Philippines with no Toilet Paper. I go to the rest room, no toilet paper. I wish someone told me before hand….now I know, my first week I learned to carry paper for the whole month.

    Haha at the joke, seems like the brunets are the nice ones in jokes. LOL.

    Hey hey now, just because I write a book or two, means nothing in writing, I think your a writing pro. You keep it real!

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  2. LOL Alex, they do have toilet paper there. The problem is, a user steals the whole roll , and most probably, the people that care of this stuff just got sick and tired of providing toilet paper that would just be stolen anyway. So, yes, they do bring their own now, like we did when we were there this summer.

    Huh ! I’m not a writing pro. Like that blog I just posted… I couldn’t believe I talked about toilet paper, and poop. Kyahahaha. Wasn’t that the silliest thing ever. I’m having second thought about letting it stay there. I might just delete / trash that .

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  3. ahaha, natawa ako rito. ikaw na ang informative ang post, ahaha. may kasama pang joke, winner! ^_^ 🙂

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